Man Utd Jokes

This must be a sign from god that we are meant to be friends says the city fan i agree replies the united fan the city fan then returns to the wreckage of his car and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.

Man utd jokes. 22 of them in fact. What do you call a man u fan with half a brain. 2 a man utd fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his man utd shirt. Maybe if i signed magnus wolff eikrem.

Manchester united fans joked jadon sancho will never leave dortmund after the worlds sexiest athlete was tasked with training the bundesliga side. Manchester united jokes following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. What is the new manchester united official cologne creating a lot of buzz. That is 1 to change it 60000 to say theyve been changing it for years and 500000 to buy the.

A big list of manchester united jokes. What do you call a manchester united fan with half a brain. Hello mate says st. For an experiment my son as been wearing a different manchester united top for two weeks.

Manchester united manager alex ferguson sends scouts out around the world looking for a new talent to hopefully win the title. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. Man utd fans thought ole solskjaer was a top manager because he wouldnt park in sir alexs old parking space loooooooooooooool jamie atjmemc55 april 21 2019. Alica schmidt is a 21 year old olympic hopeful.

He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks st. How many man united fans does it take to change a light bulb. What do you call a beautiful girl in manchester. The official manchester united website with news fixtures videos tickets live match coverage match highlights player profiles transfers shop and more.

These were the best tweets and jokes after everton 4 0 manchester united. Manchester united jokes a man city and man united fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck but both men are unhurt. The worlds funniest joke is a term used by richard wiseman of the university of hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research.

Peter im sorry. You wear it and the other guy scores. What do you call 5 man u fans standing ear to ear. They include manchester united puns dirty or clean gags suitable for kids that are actually fun like the best witze.

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